The Bulldogs are owning their regular season and now they’re the 2012 SEC Eastern Division Champs. Give your Dawgs a show of pride that’ll keep their celebrations going in these 2012 SEC Eastern Division Champs tees. Be sure to check back once the SEC West opponent is set in place (as you have probably figured out, it’ll be Alabama unless Auburn pulls off the upset of the century).
Behold, the prophet bringeth forth this, the ultimate pronouncement of Dawgly Glory, over a tasty chipmunk-and-bacon omelette braised with fresh yellow jacket honey. But lo, thou asketh, “How cometh yellow jacket honey to thy table of manly gorging? For even I, a foolish and gigglesome youth, know that yellow jackets giveth no honey!” And the prophet replieth forth to say, “Pound forth the yellow jackets 51 times and they giveth whatever thou ask of them.” For the bodacious can of whoopassishness hath been fully and justly opened upon the Nattering Nimrods of North Avenue, and wimply is their whining, woossish is their whimpering, and womanly is their weeping and wailing.
But the People of the Dawg listeneth not, nor addeth they even one Nimrod moment to the Holy Highlight Tape, for the Day of Dawgly Domely Dominance beckons. It has been decreed even from ancient times, that the Swinely, Swaggering Sweathawgs riseth up from the wallowsome muckish mire of mediocrity to challenge they whose rightful crown waiteth in the Dome of Doom, yea, even the People of the Pig, led by Lord Numb Nutt, he who bringeth forth the miracle of losing to Kentucky in his own Hawgly Home. But … Continue reading