2012 Official University of Georgia Spirit T-Shirt

The wait is finally over and another exciting season of UGA football is here, dear Bulldogs fans. Prepare to witness your Dawgs dominate the gridiron by sporting the 2012 Official University of Georgia Spirit T-Shirt presented by State Farm. Chosen by the UGA Student Body in a contest to design the official UGA spirit shirt for 2012, this soft shirt features distressed “Sic ‘Em” lettering over a print of Uga’s eyes along with “2012 Georgia Football” and the team logo on the front so you can let your rivals know that 2012 belongs to the Dawgs. Best of all, $5 from every shirt sold will go to support Student Organizations at UGA!This year’s T-Shirt Design winner is Christopher Sweat, a UGA fan from Patterson, Georgia. Chris will receive $1,000 Visa Gift Card for his winning design on behalf of State Farm?. Price: $19.95

Quotes from the Late, Great Lewis Grizzard

Death

“I don’t have any out-of-body experiences. I had indeed seen a bright, beautiful light and had followed it, but it turned out to be a Kmart tire sale.”

Food

“If you eat something, but no one else sees you eat it, it has no calories.”

“If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.”

“Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking the cookie causes calorie leakage.”

“Never order barbeque in a place that also serves quiche.”

“Giving Northerners unbuttered instant grits is an old remedy for getting rid of tourists.”

“There are two things man should never see made: laws and Vienna Sausages.” (from a performance at the Jacksonville Civic Center, Jacksonville, FL, 1988)

“My favorite meal is country fried steak smothered in sawmill gravy, creamed potatoes, butter beans, squash, spring onions, thinly sliced tomatoes, and unsweetened ice tea.”

“The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.”

(on salad bars) “If I want to go to the trouble of preparing my own salad, I will do it in the privacy of my own home, where I … Continue reading

New mobile theme

I’ve installed a new mobile theme and plug-in that should help mobile users who use phones and tablets view The Anti-Orange Page in a cleaner way. It should automatically switch you to it when you access the page using a mobile device. Let me know if you experience any issues with it! I’ve tested it on an iPod touch but have yet to see it on other devices.